Pathan
Ek Pathan ne Bus Khaayi mein gira di,
Police:Ye kaise huwa ?
Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene gaya huwa tha.
by Asif Raza Shah (few years ago!) / 1025 views
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