Ek Pathan ne Bus Khaayi mein gira di,

Police:Ye kaise huwa ?

Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene gaya huwa tha.

by Asif Raza Shah (few years ago!) / 1149 views

Rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and
please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.

A man asked: Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.

An Interesting answer from Medical Student:
Paisa to kam kharch hota hai,
Par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

little johney

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the
public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the
lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the
diving board!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dudh ke saath do roti

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?

kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai jaise Dudh, Double Roti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha

DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
...
Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."

DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"

AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......

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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)