Tumhari mmumy ne mera dil tod diya
father: Tumhari mmumy ne mera dil tod diya, isliye mai sharab p rha hu.
sonu:mummy ne meri pocket money b rok d, isliye mere liye b 1 glass lagao papa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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