father: Tumhari mmumy ne mera dil tod diya, isliye mai sharab p rha hu.

sonu:mummy ne meri pocket money b rok d, isliye mere liye b 1 glass lagao papa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

Machher Ko Maar Daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad..

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai.

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dog Barking

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barks and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:
Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient Ki Kya Report Hai?

Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
Kr Diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar's Call

A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Pathan

Sardar:
Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain

Pathan:
Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya
Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)