Phir Aao
Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon
Faraz!!!
Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 933 views
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