Kya Aap Logo Ka Blood Group Bhi Same Hai?
Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.
Doctor: “Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?”
Santa: “Hoga, Jaroor Hoga 25 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 658 views
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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
......
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
"Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Len.."
Jab Woh Sab Mun'h Dho Kar Ayin to;
"JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin.." :O :-P :D
by Raju (few years ago!)
Ek bachay ka school me addmisssion hua
Teacher: Bataoo Somnaath ka butt kis ne toora?
Student: Miss! Qasam sey mai ne nahi toora, mera to aaj 1st day hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?
Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy kraat ko dawa khao aurShanti k sath so jao
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar
keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Docter;ab tum thek ho dil khol k hansa karo
Mareez; magr log to munh khol k hanste hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Similarities between WIFE and EXAM -
1. Lots of questions
2. Difficult to understand
3. Always require detailed
explaination
4. Result always unexpected.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita…?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao Pandit: Fer Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi
Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi
Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K
Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori
Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi ;)
by imran (few years ago!)