little johney

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the
public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the
lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the
diving board!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1128 views
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