Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

Bush Sardar Se:
Kya Tumhe Swimming Ati Hai?
Sardar: No
Bush:
Tumse Kuta Acha Hai
Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?
Bush: Yes
Sardar:
Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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