Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 688 views

PROFESSOR TO MUNNA: Gandhi Jayanti k baray mein batao?

PROFESSOR TO MUNNA: Gandhi Jayanti k baray mein batao?
MUNNA: Bole tu Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin pata k yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
.
Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik sawal ka jawab

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal
ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai?
ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat
hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)