bhagwan ka shukar hai ki
Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ka dress..:p
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Yahan se less
vahan se less
kabi sleevless to
kabi backles ;) :p
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Aur koi ladka ghoor ke dekhe
to kehti hain..
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