Sheikh
Sheikh kele wale se
Sheikh: aik kela kitne ka hai
Kele wala: 10 rupay ka aik kela
Sheikh: main ne to 6 rupay ka lena hai....
kele wala: 6 rupay ka ap ko kele ka chuilka mile ga......
Sheikh" to phr aisa kro ye lo 4 rupay or kele se chilka utar kr rakh lo or kela mujhe de do....LOLZ
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 973 views
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