Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1033 views

A kangaroo kept getting

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor adhi raat ko uttha or bv se

Doctor adhi raat ko uttha or bv se bola:
“main hospital ja raha hoon, hospital se fone aya hay, emrgency hAy.”
Bivi:”kisi ko to apni maut marnay diya karo”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se)

Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.

Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Unmarried shaksh

Unmarried shaksh gher se nikalty hoay:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna",
aor
Gher enter hoty waqt,
... "Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

Married shakhs gher mein enter hoty waqt:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna"
aor

Gher se nikalty waqt,
"Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

April Fool ! Wo To Papa Hain

Bacha On 1st April:
Mama Kitchen Mai Nokar
Nokrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai

Mama: Abhi Ja Kar Main Us Ka Dimag Thek Karti Hun

Bacha : Haha April Fool
Woh To Papa Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)