pathan martee waqt doctor se
pathan :doctor sahim mere marne ke bad mera dimagh kisi ko de dena
doc:tom be fikar hoke mar jao agar hota me khod hi nakal leta

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1008 views

One day in class

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn
to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She
noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having
trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said
the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody
went through and drew lines across all of the
pages."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Define a GIRL

Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"

Reply: "nai

GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
.
.
Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"

Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek lady train se utri

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha socha socha socha socha phir bola

Baji ye Railway Station hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari: amma roti do

Bhikari: amma roti do.
.
- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
.
- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
.
- Bhikari rocks.
.
- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
.
- Dadi double rocks.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)