Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon
aaya h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 948 views

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Sardar Proposing A Girl

Terey Baghair Mein Kissey Din Wee Nayeen Sutta
Har Raat Khana Nayee Khada

Tey Hor Iss Toon Wad Kee Dassan K Ratee Sutyan
Mein Eena Dinna Wich Kissey Hor Da Naa Wee Nayee Leya

Bas Tasveeran Vekhda Saan Hun Tey Man
Ja K Mein Bas Tera Waan
(Toon Man Ja Baqi Tey Maniyan Ee Nein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

KETNA KHOBSORAT J

KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,

CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGeY 1 HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY 1 SHAIR HIRON PINY RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY PuCHA KEH AAP NY ESY KEYON MARA TO SHAIR BOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped

Sardar To An Pathan:
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped From A 90 Feet Building,
Which Will Reach Da Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza, Bcoz It’s Fast Food!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Naukrani aur Malkin

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God! Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)