Mare paun main khujli

Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon
aaya h

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