wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon gi

Hubsnd: thandi aah bhar ka bola wade wade sirf wade,

bahir b wade ghar pe b sirf wade

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views

A Typical Pakistani Child

A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white paianted main gate and becomes very angry and call upon her child;

mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints over main gate?

ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to open the gate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho:

Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho: .

Karachi main roads pe CCTV cameras install kiye gaye.. .

Aj subha k waqt Police Control Room ko phone aaya: .

"Sir, zara BRUNS ROAD walay CCTV mai dekh k btao k HALWA PURI walay ki dukan khul gayi he k nai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle

Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jail ko irdu main

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

After Examination

After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai

4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)