Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1003 views

Gabbar-aaj maine

Gabbar-aaj maine
basanti ko nahate hua
dekha.....:p
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Veeru-kutte kamine mai
tera khoon pi
jaunga...:@
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Gabbar-abe saale mai
naha rha tha.
Aur vo bahar se jaa rhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A police officer stops

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kya moh-maya hai!!

kya moh-maya hai!!

Apna baccha roye to dil me dard hota he aur dusre ka roye to sir me..

Apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota heaur dusre ki roye to dil me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A young Boy asked

A young Boy asked a rich old Man:

How He made his Money?

The old Man said:

Son! It was 1932,

The depth of the great Depression

I was down to my last Nickel..

I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.

The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.

I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.

I Continued this for a Month,

By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,

Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!

Moral:

Hard Work is just Shit..Wow

Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Basanti And Dhano Ki Izzat Ka Sawal Hai

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)