Pathan
Pathan:Tm ne mujhe dokha dia ha
Dukandar:Sir mai nay apko asli radio dia hy.
Pathan: Radio par MADE in JAPAN hy,
or ON kro to kehta hai ye radio pakistan hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 569 views
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