Asa husband chahye

girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi
baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs
sunaye
sam-tussi husbend chaddlo FM radio le lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 546 views
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