Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1094 views

Murga Pathan Tha!!!

A Sardar Went 2 Hotel,Ordered Chiken Waiter Comes

Sardar: Murgi Di Taang Kithe Hai ? Waiter: Woh Langra Tha

Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil Murgi Le Gayee

Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga Pathan Tha!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cheel ko English main Kya

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K : “O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota Hanste Huwe Bola:
“Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga”…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kid: dad agr apko pata chalay

kid: dad agr apko pata chalay k mai 1st aya hoon tou apko kaisa lagay ga???

dad: mai khushi say pagal ho jaoun
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kid : bas isi waja say mai fail ho gya :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ji is filling up a job application

Sardar ji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED After much thought he writes: Yes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)