Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1010 views

During a software company interview

During a software company interview:

HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5 yrs from now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

nafsiat ka practical

Nafsiat Ka Practical:

Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.

Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.

Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.

Last Row Se Ek Student Bola:

Sir, Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has
a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and
replied “Is he your Ex-Boyfriend”
Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my
surgery”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

.
Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)