Spending vocations
I'm going to spend my vacation reviewing
everything I learned at school.
Really? What are you going to do the second day?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 904 views
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Teacher:
If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..
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Sardar Ka Accident Ho Gya tha.
Doctor Ne Poocha:
Sardar se ke Accident Kaise Huwa hai tera?
Sardar:
O Yaar Main Morr kattan Laga Se,
Te Aggay Morr Hi Ni Hondaa se
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost: Wo kaisay ?
Pathan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.
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Orat ke zindagi lambi,haseen hansti muskrati aur tention se azad kiun hoti hai?
Sardar :very simpale kiun k aurat ki koi bv nai hoti
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma.
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sonu-Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu Apni Biwi K 7 Kapde Dho Raha Tha
Monu-Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai.. Wo B To Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down
at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor
bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keera Lag Gaya
Wo DENTIST K Paas Gaya To DENTIST Bola 4 Din Subah-Shaam
Doodh Biscuit Lo
Aur 5ve Din Sirf
Doodh Lo
Keera Zaroor Nikal Jayega
Usne 4 Din Doodh-Bisc uit Liye Aur 5ve
Din Sirf Doodh Piya,
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Keera Bahar Nikla Or Bola
“Aaj Biscuit Nahi Hay Kya..?”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)