Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur use samjhaya ki kisi ke naam lene se pehle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola: sahabji sahabji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views
Similar Jokes
A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
.
Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha
Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche
|||||||||||||||
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
.
.
.
.
PATHAN to nahi?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi hai.
Sanso me aahen,
Dil me bebasi hai.
Pehle kyu nhi btaya
Darwaze me ungli phasi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain to apny moun per Meezan oil lagain.
Kyun K. Her cheez
Meezan main achi lagti hay.!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo kon c bekaar cheez hai jo kapre k andar hai?
Socho
nai pata
o maa sadqe wo tum ap hi to ho.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two
Pronouns…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good . Sit Down
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,
Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
.
Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
.
Pehla bite; papa khatti,
.
Dusra bite; papa mitthe
.
Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
.
.
.
.
.
.
Papa ” tatti”………
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Memon Aik Arbi Ko Apna Khoon Deta Hai
Arbi Khush Hokar Memon Ko 1 BMW Car Deta Hai
Phir Arbi Dobara Khoon Mangta Hai Memon Khoon
Deta Hai
Aur Arbi Isko Till K Laddoo Deta Hai
Memon Kehta Hai:
Is Bar New BMW Kiun Nahi Di ?
Arbi Kehta Hai: Ab Mere Ander Memon Ka Khoon
Dargish Kar Raha Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)