Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur use samjhaya ki kisi ke naam lene se pehle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola: sahabji sahabji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.

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