Kitchen mein cooker
Kitchen mein cooker aur kadai hote hain...
Cooker: haye tu kitni kaali hai.
Kadai: Sale phir bhi mujhe dekh kar seeti marta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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