Kitchen mein cooker aur kadai hote hain...

Cooker: haye tu kitni kaali hai.

Kadai: Sale phir bhi mujhe dekh kar seeti marta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.
Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?
Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

JOKe

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

Main teri Maa Hoti

Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aap cigarette mat piya karo

Patni: aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai.
pati ne cigarette pina chhod diya.

Patni: aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo daant kharab ho jayenge
pati: ne paan aur gutkha khana bhi chhod diya.

Patni: aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na ho jaye
pati ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di.

Patni: aap apne baal thik se rakha karo, acche nahi lagte aise.
pati ne apne baal thik kar liye

@…2 saal baad…@

Patni : Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)