Memon Sheikh Mehman Se

Memon Sheikh Mehman Se:
Aur Sunao! Thanda Piyo Gy Ya Garam?

Mehman: Thanda Or Garam Dono!

Sheikh:Begum Aik Glass Freezar Se Or Aik Glass Geezar Se Pani Le Ao!

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