Shagird (maths k teacher say) janab! English kay teacher English mein baat krtay hain, Urdu kay teacher urdu mein aur Arbic kay Arabic mein aap bhi maths mein baat kia karein.

Teacher: “Mujh say teen panch mat karo, sari char so bisi nikal donga, chalo no do giarah ho jao warna aisa maron ga bas aik kay do nazar aayein gay.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 847 views

Bhejne wala inteligent

Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.

Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

BV se larayi khatam hoi?

BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?

2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi

1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?

2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"

by HAQ (few years ago!)

December mein kia khas baat hai

Aik pathan: December mein kia khas baat hai Jo dosre months mein naheen

Dosra pahtan: December mein jo haroof hainWoh dosre months mein naheen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

College Writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)