Man- Wat's ur Dad name
Boy- His Name is LAUGHING
Man- Ur Mother's Name
Boy- SMILING
Man- U must b Kidding
Boy- No, Dat's my Brother I m Joking

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 849 views

Dadu

Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?

Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.

Teacher : Is k spelling batao?

Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

EK PATHAN LARKI SE

EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.

LARKI WO KAISE:

PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,

BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

LOVE stands for

Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for
L:Loss of Money
O:Out of Mind
V:Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life

So don't Love, just line maro

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Zaalim MQM Aur Pathan

Zaalim MQM Ki Darindagi Ka
1 Or Jeeta Jagta Saboot

Karachi Me Queta Hotel K
3 Masom Pathano
Se

Naswaar Cheen Li Teeno Pathano Ne Tarap Tarap Kar Jaan De Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)