polio team on door
POLIO Team Darwazay par aai:
Pathan: Bandooq aur Kartoos kahan hain?
Polio Team bhagi...
Peache se Pathan ne Aawaaz di:
Ruko Ye to Hamaray Bachon k Naam hain.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 830 views
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