Sidhi Baat, No Bakwas
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bacho Ki Knowledge Bhadane Ke Liye Ek Question Puchha
Teacher: “Bacho! Ek Asie Chij Batao Jo Udati Asman Mein Hai Aur Bache Zamin Pe Deti Hai”
Pappu: “Air Hostess“
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