In an interview for a Govt. job.
Chairman: What can you do well?
Candidate: Nothing.
Chairman: Good. You are the right person for this
job.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 646 views

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 shaks se ksi ne pucha

1 shaks se ksi ne pucha

" Aap Hmesha niche kyun bethte hain?

To us shaks ne Bohat khobsurat jawab diya:

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Tujhe koi taklif he?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

Height of gawarpan..
Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??
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Girl : "nahi
mai bachpan se hi gori hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

THE ANT....!!!

Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

A. Because he was pissed off!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Baap ne poocha

Baap ne poocha : Beta Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Beta : Chand Jaisi.

Baap : Itni Khubsurat? Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)