Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 752 views

Pathan: Halwai se

Pathan: Halwai se,Tum kitne saal se jalebi bna rhy ho!

Halwai: Bare fakhar se 30 saal se,

Pathan:lakh di lanat e Tere kolon aj tak jalebi sidhi nai bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhai Jaan

Exam Me Ek Larki Larky Se:
"Excuse Me Bhai Jaan."

Larka Ghusse Se:
Paper Ny Pehly Hi Pagal Kiya Hua Hai,
Ek Tum Confuse Kerny Aa Gain,
Ya Bhai Kaho
Ya Jaan Kaho.. ;-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta khana khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shohar Biwi se

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi
parso hi to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: Kya kaha ?!!
Kya parso?
...
Bolo ...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi !!
Batao kya parso ?!
Shohar: Kuch nai, main bas ye keh rha tha k parso
bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)