Biwi (shohar se)
Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 688 views
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
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Father: Kya?
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Father: Haan
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Pathan:
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Battery Low.
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Send Kar…
Sabko Tng Karengy.
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Larka.;- tu mat thokra mere peyar ko.
Ik din pachtay gi..
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