Classic insult
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 856 views
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