Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi
Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 663 views
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Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Student: sir,
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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
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Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu
Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay
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Santa Door Kisi Shehar Mein Apne Friend Ki Shadi Mein Gaya.
Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanv Mein Pahunch Gaya.
Toh Santa Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Ghar Hi Raat Kaat Lete Hai, Yeh Soch Kar Woh Ek Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai.
Santa: “Ji Apke Ghar Mein Raat Gujarni Hai, Subah Chala Jaunga”
Aadmi: “Yeh Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai, Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte”
Santa Doosre Darwaje Par Aise Hi Pooochta Hai, Wahaan Bhi Ek Lady Bolti Hai Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte.
Kai Jagah Yahi Sunne Ko Milta Hai, Toh Last Mein Kuch Sochkar Ek Aur Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai Aur Poochta Hai.
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Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata
hai. Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!! Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.
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C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
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G - You are Good-Looking,
H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
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