Khana kon mangvaye ga
Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...
4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?
Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon
mangwaye ga...?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 786 views
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