Birthday Party
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi Birthday
Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the
Kehne lage- Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 800 views
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