My name is khan
teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya
lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke
paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 725 views
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