Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 683 views

Pthan to Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:

Aap Khana Khaeyn gayn??

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Passenger: Choices kia kia hain???

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Air Hostess: YES or NO-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Petrol Khatam Hone Pe Kya Kare?

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Gaon Mein Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha Achanak Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya,

Wahan Se Santa Gujar Raha Tha Aadmi Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Sardar Ji Aas-Paas Koi Petrol Pump Hai Kya? Mere
Scooter Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai”

Santa Dimag Pe Zor Dal Ke Kuch Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Is Time Kahan Petrol Pump Dhoodta Phirega, Raat Ka Time Hai Pani Daal Ke Leja,
Scootar Ko Kya Pata Chalega Ki Pani Hai Ya Petrol“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mey Zindah Hon

1 pathan building se gira

doctor said he is dead

pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.

Pathan wife: tu leta reh tujhe doctor se ziada pata hai kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)