Ek newspaper me chapa"50%
Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti" tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 563 views
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