Pant ki silai kitni h?

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.

Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo..gm

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1120 views
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