Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?

Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.

Aur



Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 979 views

Do pagal aik train mein safar kar rahay the

Do pagal aik train mein safar kar rahay the pehlay pagal nay doosray pagal say poocha.

Pehla pagal: kia aap lahor jayeingay

Doosra pagal nahi mein Lahore jaonga.

Pehla pagal acha mein samjha aap Lahore jayein gay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

GUEST-Child

GUEST- Beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha ?
CHILD- Wedenesday ko...aur apka ??
GUEST- Sunday ko..
CHILD- Aap jhoot bol rahe ho Sunday ko toh chhuti hoti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pappu: Mummy raat ko jb

Pappu: Mummy raat ko jb

main susu karne gaya to

bathroom ki door kholi toh

light apne aap hi jal gaye

Mummy: Haramjade tu aaj

phir freeze me susu kar aya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat

Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha Train Ka Driver Jo K Pathan Tha Us Se Pocha K Tum Ne Train Patri Se Q Utari?

Pathan: Oo Yaara 1 Banda Samne Aa Gaya Tha Brake Maarne Ka Time Nahi Tha. Humara Officer Ne Bola K Is K Uppar Charha Do.

Wakel: Phir?

Pathan: Wo Banda Patri Se Uttar Gaya… ;-(

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Father vs son english

Father:how are you grades?
Son:under water.
Father:under water.
What u mean?

Son:thay are below c

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)