Hamara shadi hogi

Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.

Larki: Woh kese?

Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 611 views
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