Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain?

Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat hotay hain, aur Baray ho kar Transport ka kaam karte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 854 views

Exam Ke Din Student

Exam Ke Din Ek Student Exam Se Pahle Jor Se Chillaya.

Hey Bhagwan Uthale Mujhko
Exam Ke Baad Vapas Bhej Dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sawal Kuch B Ho

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan was Weeping

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,

Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)