Light chali gai
Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.
Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.
Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 912 views
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