bura lagta hai
Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 623 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher- TAJ MAHAL kisne banaya tha?
santa- Ji, KARIGAR ne
Santa- Mera matlab hai
Banvaya kisne tha?
.
.
.
Santa- Ji, THEKEDAAR ne
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne
Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”
Student replied, “This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: “Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Santa: “Lassi Bana Raha Hoon”
Banta Gusse Se: “Isliye Log Ham Pe Joke Marte Hai, Itni Lassi Tera Baap Piyega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Poltri Farm Malik
Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tacher:chahe nusan de hai ya faida mand?
Student:agr free mil jae to faidamand aur agr pilani pare to bahut nusan de hai.
by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Why were you late?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too?!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai
Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?”
Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Masterji: Active Se Passive Mein Convert Karo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Ghoomte Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai
Naman: Sunsan Jagh Par Hue Hadse Hi Baccho Ko Janam Dete Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jan....kia haal hai,
jan....kahan ho,
jan....kab milo ge,
jan....ziyada khush mat hon
space wali jagah pe war laga k parhen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)