Search Results for 'Student'

Dhoka Ho Gaya

Student in hostel: Yaar! Dhoka hogaya mere Saath.

Dost: Kia hua?
Student: Maine ghar se books k liye paisay mungwaye thay.

Unhonay books hi bhejdi hain. :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Result Aany Se Pehle

Tamam Students se Appeal Hai k Woh apny apny result aany se pehly:

GHAR Ki sab Chaplain, Jharu Aur Wipers chupa den.

A msg From: 'SSF'
'Student Saving Federation

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ishq aur Pyar

SIR: ISHQ Aur PYAR mein kya farak hai?

Student: Sir Pyar vo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain,
Aur Ishq vo hai jo main aapki beti se karta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Student doosray se

Ek Student doosray se: "Bhai ye LARKI kya hoti hai?"

Doosra: "Pata nahi Bhai! Main to khud DAWOOD COLLEGE main parhta hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student Miss Aapka Muun

Teacher: Batao woh kya cheez hai jisay tum roz dekh to saktay ho, Par Torr nahi saktay??

Student: Miss Aapka Muun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Main Tumhari Ammi

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti, To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...

Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Attitude Of A Student

Attitude Of A Student:

While Reading Question Paper.

Said: This Exam Is Too Easy For Me.

How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.

I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paper Banany Waly Pe Lanat

1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.

Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.

Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Engineering Student to Sweeper

An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:

Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai. Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Example of Newtons 3rd Law

Teacher: Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law?

Student: Whenever I open My Book, My Eyes Close Automatically.

Bolay To
Action ka Reaction.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ustaad Ki Khidmat Kar Raha

Teacher: Dekho Wo Apnay Ustad ki Khidmat Kar Raha Hai.

Isay apni Zuban May Tehreer Karen.

Student: Woh Dekh NUMBER BARHA RAHA HAI...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why R U Under Tension?

Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension?
Did You Forget Hall Ticket, ID or Calculator?

Student: No Sir!

By mistake I brought Tomorrow Exam's Chit Today.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Math Save Lives

In Maths Class:

Student: Why do We Have to Learn This?

Teacher: To Save Lives.

Student: How does Math Save Lives?

Teacher: It keep Idiots Like You Out of Medical School.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”

“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kitabon Ki Kunji

Ek Student Ne Paper Diya or End Mai Likha:

Sir Numbers ki Kunji Aapke pas hai Zara Ziyada Deyde ge to kya Baat Hai.

Phir Master g Ne Likha:

Kitabo k Kunji Tumhre Paas Thi.
Thoora Parh Leyte to Kya Bat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)