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Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab

Teacher- Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab se Chhota Kaun hai?? Student- Mere Papa.. Teacher- Wo Kaise??

Student- Wo Aaj bhi Mummy ke Saath Sote hai..


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punishment

Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."

Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.

Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen nay homework naheen kiya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Love Equation

Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.

Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bijli Kahan Se Atti Hei

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
died

A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
..
He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
..
..
Student: "sun ke acha lagta hai"
,

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab

Teacher- Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab se Chhota Kaun hai?? Student- Mere Papa.. Teacher- Wo Kaise??

Student- Wo Aaj bhi Mummy ke Saath Sote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Humyn Gharibon k Sath

Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish Aana Chahiye.

Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.
Teracher: Kia?

Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay Hyn. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Insaan wahi hai jo dusron

Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam aaye.Student: Par Ma'am exam mein to na aap hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?

Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tcher 2 Student

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k

Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo Teen Words Batao

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Because of

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
During a software company

During a software company interview:

HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5 yrs frm now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Last bench students

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,

Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)