1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.

Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.

Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1178 views

Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya

Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gullu: Golu Tum Udaas Kyun Ho.

Gullu: Golu Tum Udaas Kyun Ho.

Golu: Kya Batau Gullu Maine Pitaji Ko Dictionary Kharidne Ka Bahana Banakar Paise Ke Liye Chithi Likhi Thi.Unhone Anarth Kar Diya

Gullu: Kaisa Anarth.

Funny Golu:Unhone Dictionary Hi Bhijwa Di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo Ki Awww Ka Badla Le Hi Liya Isne

Boy To Girl: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Pen Hai Pen?”
Girl: “Kaha Na Nahi Hai”
Thodi Der Baad
Boy: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Kitni Baar Kahun Nahi Hai, Ab Dubara Puchha To Hathode Se Sar Fod Dungi”
Boy: “Hathora Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi”
Boy: “Acha Phir Pen Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha

Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha
Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha
Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari
Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”
Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”
Ladki: “Kyu?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri
Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)