Paper Banany Waly Pe Lanat
1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.
Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.
Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1012 views
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