Math Save Lives
In Maths Class:
Student: Why do We Have to Learn This?
Teacher: To Save Lives.
Student: How does Math Save Lives?
Teacher: It keep Idiots Like You Out of Medical School.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1068 views
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