Ustaad Ki Khidmat Kar Raha
Teacher: Dekho Wo Apnay Ustad ki Khidmat Kar Raha Hai.
Isay apni Zuban May Tehreer Karen.
Student: Woh Dekh NUMBER BARHA RAHA HAI...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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