“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”

“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 688 views
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