Search Results for 'Student'

Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Batao kanjoos kon hota hai

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki

Teachr: Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki nishani hy

Teacher: Tumhare abbu ka kya nam hay?

Student:CNG
Teachr:Ye Kesa Nam hy?

Studnt:
Chaudhry Naeem Gujjar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented

Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?

Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt

Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur
Genaral Knowledge... ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ye Kaun si bird hai Iski tang

Examiner-ye Kaun si bird hai Iski tang dekh kar bhatyo
Student-mujhe nahi pata
Xmar- Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Stu- Le meri tang dekh kr bata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se

Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye

Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dung

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of behaving cool Professor

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI

Urdu Ki "TEACHER"
"Wo Dekho Ek Khubsurat Larki Khari Hai" Is Jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai Likho...

STUDENT:Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
mera ek shoes ami k pas tha

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik shoes ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Source of Financing

Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?





Student: "Father in Law". :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Duniya Barri KUTTI Hai

Master: Duniya Gol Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.

.
.
.

Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Silent Film

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?


Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Raju (few years ago!)
a terrible fight Ab Yaha Sirf Mera Raj Hoga account agar Ajeeb Farmaish Santa Ki akbar altaf hussain anas Aunty Azadi Baba Bacha bachelors think that married men are lucky Bakra Bakra Eid Barish Bechare Janwar Bhi Ab Darte Hai beggar Bhagwan bijli kahan se ati hai bijli kahan se ati hai? Birthday Biwi Biwi 1 Faltu Musibat Ha biwi ke deewane to bahut hai blonde body bollywood Butt cartoon chai chand Chaudhry chudai chut crazy Cricket daag daal suppose ki hai dear dear this computer Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Ho Gayi Dirty Doctor Dulhan Ek Ek Rupaya Bachata Hai Apna Muftimal english English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi Farak Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Faraz Fart fashion friendship frying pan gand gul khan Haathi habshi Hanuman Harami HEAD Himmat Hai To Ek Ek Karke Aao hindi joke Hindi jokes Hindu Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy Imran Imran khan in english irada pakka ho to sab mil sakta hai Ishq Kiya Bhi To Kis Se Kiya Islam Jatt Jo Dosray Ko Apni Baat Jokes Jungle Kadhai kela Khan Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai kiske baap ka kya jaata hai? Larka Londa Love lover machar mahajir mandir Mirasi mubarak ho khan sab naughty naukar nawaz sharif nonveg pappu parent parents pathan Poetry Police Wale Bhi Jeene Nahi Dete Punjabi Qurbani Ramzan result Romance santa santa banta santa ki biwi ka operation sardar sardar and bomb sardar jokes sardar vs pathan Sawan Shadi shayari short simple site Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Student suhaag raat Suhag Suhagraat Suna Tha Kya Apne Kabhi Esa Sentence tabhi pathan ghar late pahunchta hai Teacher Teacher Ka Farak Hai test tourist Urdu volcano Vote wife Wifi yaar tune apni biwi ko talak kyu diya yaar tune apni biwi ko talak kyu diya? Zardari zaroorat