Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti, To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...

Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Hdfc Ka Malik

Teacher : Tere Papa kya karte hain

Santa:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai

Teacher: Wah Wah HDFC Bank ke Malik hain

Santa: Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center ke Malik hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once Prince charles

Once Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner…
Prince said: “pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic!!”

and says,”pass the custard you bastard

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan & airman

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur

Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,

1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

Pathan: Wo kia?

Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

TEACHER: John, how would you

TEACHER: John, how would you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I would spell it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kabristaan Me Smoking

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)