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wat is the bigest presure

wat is the bigest presure on PAK cricket captain wen they need 1 Run to win in 5 overs and 10 wickets in hand?
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Ya khuda agar jeet gaye to
English bolni padegi..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya



Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,

Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi

Dr: What problem.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Techer Sardar Say

Techer Sardar Say: "Koi Aisa Jumla Banao Jis Mein
"Magar" 2 Dafa Istemaal Hua Ho
Sardar: "Wo Merey Aagey Chal Rahi Thi Aur Mein
Us Ke Magar Magar".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
:Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega
Mamu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae
T0
Hair Style
"Rehman Malik"
Jesa Ho Jata Hai..
"Veena Returns"... ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agar Facebook Pakistan Mein hota

Agar Facebook Pakistan Mein Ejaad Hota to?

Like: Lush

Comment: Jhuti Tareef.

Unlike: Ponka

Single: Akeli hai, Patalo isay

In a Relationship with Asim: Asim k Saath Full time Chakkar

Home: Apna Adda

Add as Friend: Yaar Banao aur Chakkar Chalao

Remove Friend: Isko Chor, New Pata

Friendlist: Apnay Jigri Yaar

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Baap-bete se

Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum
mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
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Kuchh din ke baad
Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya
Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho
diya hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.
Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: "Tum Bolti
Kyun
Nahi?"
Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha,
"Muh Mein
Gutka Hai"
Kitni Sharif Ladki Hai Yeh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Modern Laila And Majnu

Modern Laila Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi
Modern Majnu To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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