Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae
T0
Hair Style
"Rehman Malik"
Jesa Ho Jata Hai..
"Veena Returns"... ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 724 views
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5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain??
Sardar: fish
Teacher: good nd baqi 4??
Sardar:
Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.
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*LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.
"FÄRÄZ".
Ye keh kr Wo Meri Ankh py "Mukka" Mar k bhag gai!
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Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.....
Bolti hai k
12 Mahiney me
12 Tareeqey se Tujh pe Pyar Lutaon gi Main
Abi to ek Tareeqa howa hai or 11 baki hai:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa.
Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?”
Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein Naya Hai“
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Sardar se kisi ny kaha,
INDIAN,
flag may tmhara kia hy,
Green4 muslim,
white4 christ,
orang4 hindu,
nothing 4u,
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.
The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!"
Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"I'm yours for super sex," she answers.
So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."
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Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water &
Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called
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Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin
tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau
45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap
sunega..
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Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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