Techer Sardar Say: "Koi Aisa Jumla Banao Jis Mein
"Magar" 2 Dafa Istemaal Hua Ho
Sardar: "Wo Merey Aagey Chal Rahi Thi Aur Mein
Us Ke Magar Magar".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 860 views

Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe

Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti

Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro

NEXT YEAR

Dost: Kya howa?

Pathan: Nhi howi

Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?

Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

FIRE ko aag kehte hain

FIRE ko aag kehte hain
COBRA ko naag kahte hain
GARDEN ko baag kahte hain
aur
"EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare use dimag
kahte Hai!;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can’t Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword

santa bar bar apni windows ka
Pasword bhool jata tha.
Ek baar usne socha
Mein apni windows ka Password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu.


Usne password rakha INCORRECT
Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta

Computer usey khud bata deta
“Your pasword is Incorrect”

Santa Rocked. Computer Shocked…
Oye Balle Balle

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

lovers of pakistan

Lovers in cities of Pakistan on Mobile
In
ISLAMABAD
Hello Jan! chalo Aaj CHINEESE me Dinner kren.
In
LAHORE
Hello Jaan! Aaj
Film ka mood hy Tmhare sath.
In
KARACHI
Hello Jaan!
Mosm pyara hy
Chalo Sea View chalty hain.
In
PESHAWAR
Wye meri Jana!
Kidhar ho?
Abhi phir BOMB BLAST hoa hy
MARI to NAHI?

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)